Chris Traeger Quotes
I don't want to be overdramatic, but this is literally a battle for April's soul.
First stop, Motivation Station!
Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.
Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!
Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.
You're a smart, successful young man with an adorable little belly.
I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.
Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?
I hate to say this, but Ann Perkins has terrible taste in jewelry.
A few months ago the thought of an infectious disease, even hypothetical, would have sent me careening toward Bummer-town, but now I'm infected with a deadly virus. And I feel fine!
I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our relationship status.
Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.
