Carrie Bradshaw Quotes
Well when you're tired you take a napa you don't move to Napa.
You can't leave New York, you're the Chrysler Building!
(shrieks as she picks up a pair of shoes) Oh my God! Do you know what these are? Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes! I thought these were an urban shoe myth!
Carrie Bradshaw
I'm homeless! I'm gonna be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!
I have no fortune. I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.
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I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.
Samantha: (to the girls) I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it's airborne.
Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!
(Carrie calls Samantha to make plans)
Samantha: I'll conference you with the other girls.
Carrie: You know how to do that?
Samantha: Of course! How else do you have three-way phone sex?
Samantha: Well it's about fuckin time. Get over here and do me.
Carrie: Is that you standard greeting now?
Samantha: Oh sorry I thought it was Richard.
I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know, they are people who have recently moved in with someone.