I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.

You're used to dealing with Rosewood's finest; they can't find their own nightsticks with both hands.

For the record, I am going to help you stop A, and I'm not asking for your permission.

Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.

I feel like I only exist in half of your life, and that's not good enough for me.

Caleb: The last word a guy wants a girl describe him with is sweet.
Hanna: Fine, now he's a sour patch kid.

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Spencer: We're not even standing that close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Fine, but we should go talk to Ezra. If he has any information on Varjak, we need to know.

Emily

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer