Bradford: I found someone who loves me and I'd be a fool to let that pass me by
Daniel: Who is it?
[Wilhelmina emerges from the darkness...]
Wilhelmina: Hi Daniel
Daniel: Wilhelmina...
Wilhelmina: Call me mommy

[listening to jazz...]
Bradford: Alright I tried it and I still hate it
Wilhelmina: You're so white some times

Bradford: So this is the life you wanted
Alexis: Actually in the life i wanted you were still behind bars
Bradford: In the life i wanted you were still a man

Bradford: You're bombed aren't you?
Claire: It's just a little cough medicine... cough.. cough

Wilhelmina: He ran through his trust fund in three years. for his 26th birthday, he tried to buy an island and JLo
Bradford: Shakria

Ugly Betty Quotes

Hilda: The test just said I had to do a manicure, it didn't say on who.
[Hilda shows off her nails]
Hilda: I wasn't gonna waste all this hotness on someone else

I smell a burrito

Wilhelmina [holding up Betty's earring]