Ben Wyatt Quotes
Ben: Last time I took it, I was a Tom.
Tom: What?! No, no, no, no!! Take it again! Ugh, I have to go recalibrate the quiz!
The Gang: Surprise!
Leslie: Oh wow!
Ben: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
Leslie: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
Ben: Wanna bet?
Ann: Hi!
Leslie: Oh Ann's here! Ann's here!
Ben: Now one's ever asked me how my kids are or who's taking care of them. By the way who's taking care of them?
Leslie: My -- my mom, everythings fine.
I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! That came out wrong.
She's an exceptional human being, who married a well-intentioned goof ball.
Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.
Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!
Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!
Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.
Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn't! Because I'm a ghost!
Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.
Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.
