Andy Bernard Quotes
Darryl: We have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to talk about Erin's...confidence.
Andy: Her body.
Now I know why Michael hated you so much.
I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.
I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.
Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Erin: I just, there's always one around.
I haven't proposed to anyone in years.
Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.
Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.
Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.
What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.
Andy: When you're in a rock n roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life.
Darryl: Usually their life is short and tragic.
You're the deuce I never wanna drop.
