Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.

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• Added: June 28, 2014

Andy: A crime scene ain't no place for a child.
Adilyn: We'll I'm 18.
Andy: I know you are, but not really.

• Permalink: I know you are, but not really.
• Added: June 28, 2014

It is my job to protect sonofabitches too and vampers and shifters, werechickens and whatever the fu-k else is out there.

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• Added: August 05, 2012

Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.

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• Added: July 22, 2012

Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.

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• Added: June 18, 2012

Fairy: You're handsome and muscular.
Andy: I have been cutting back on the carbs.

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• Added: September 04, 2011

Terry: You were too old for booties.
Andy: I wasn't too old for socks!

• Permalink: You were too old for booties. I wasn't too old for socks!
• Added: August 28, 2011