I keep seeing you and Marc move up in the world and I feel like I am being left behind.

Is that a dimple? I could totally set up tent in that dimple.

Helen you totally just made me a dress!

See - I can be very perceptive sometimes.

Marc: And trust me, no good ever came from keeping someone in the closet.
Amanda: Wow. You just got really deep.
Marc: I know. Now I have a headache.

I am sick of being a receptionist - always being someone's Beck and Victoria.

Oh thank God you're here, I'm running out of body parts to entertain people with!

Betty! I am working my ass off here! Please don't take away my music! We'll be left with conversation, and that is not going to work with his house of trolls.

(about Betty) When I say, 'Don't go in the hall, it's there,' that's what I mean.

I'm so getting another chimp out of this!

Like a month to the flame burned by desire.

Betty's voice brought darkness to the land.

Ugly Betty Quotes

Hilda: The test just said I had to do a manicure, it didn't say on who.
[Hilda shows off her nails]
Hilda: I wasn't gonna waste all this hotness on someone else

I smell a burrito

Wilhelmina [holding up Betty's earring]