If I enter Connecticut, I'm entering every state that Connecticut's ever been with. Good luck, brave travelers.

• Permalink: If I enter Connecticut, I'm entering every state that Connecticu...
• Added: February 18, 2010

Adam West: Damn I lost him. Alright cats, back in the bag.
(Adam West starts putting the cats back in the bag)
Adam West: Come one Fluffy, come on Mittens, come on Paul... (Laughing) .. What a ridiculous name for a cat, Paul..that's a person's name..a person's name (Continues laughing) ...Paul

• Permalink: Damn I lost him. Alright cats, back in the bag. Come one Flu...
• Added: February 18, 2010

Pizza Delivery Guy: Pizza for Mayor West.
Adam West: No! You got me Canadian bacon instead of bacon? This misdeed can not go unpunished. Pizza delivery man, prepare to meet your maker, at the hands of my cat launcher.

• Permalink: Pizza for Mayor West. No! You got me Canadian bacon instead of...
• Added: February 18, 2010

Adam West: Would you answer one question for me?
Psychic: Yes.
Adam West: Thank you so much.

• Permalink: Would you answer one question for me? Yes. Thank you so much...
• Added: February 15, 2010

Brian: What the hell is this?
Mayor West: It's creamed corn. I brang it from home because I don't like the creamed corn they have here. It's too crunchy.

• Permalink: What the hell is this? It's creamed corn. I brang it from home...
• Added: December 02, 2009

Adam West [on the phone]: Damnit, Swanson, I want them found!
Joe: Mayor West, we have every available man looking for the Griffins, we just don't have any leads.
Adam West: Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of my Lite Brite pieces! My name isn't "Adam We"...or is it? Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again! [hangs up] I guess I told him...nobody messes with Adam We.

• Permalink: Damnit, Swanson, I want them found! Mayor West, we have every ...
• Added: December 02, 2009

Oh God, I love this song and I love it when amateurs sing the lyrics, but I hate baseball cards

Mayor Adam West

• Permalink: Oh God, I love this song and I love it when amateurs sing the ly...
• Added: October 23, 2009

Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Adam West: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Adam West: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.
Adam West: Silly, yes...idiotic...yes

• Permalink: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma. Oh My. Probably from rolling ...
• Added: October 14, 2009

All right, listen to me you long-neck bastard. You give me the scroll, and I'll make you the head of sanitation services for the entire city. It's a do-nothing job, sweetcake

• Permalink: All right, listen to me you long-neck bastard. You give me the s...
• Added: September 29, 2009

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

• Permalink: Excuse me, Mayor West? How do you know my language?
• Added: September 29, 2009

Peter: First, I will return Joe's pool.
Joe: Oh, you got that right.
Peter: In exchange, I demand access to it on alternate weekends.
Joe: No.
Peter: Accepted. I also demand to remain my own independent nation.
Adam West: Absolutely not.
Peter: How about you just give me your pen?
Adam West: You mean this cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?
Peter: Yeah.
Adam West: No

• Permalink: First, I will return Joe's pool. Oh, you got that right. In ...
• Added: September 29, 2009

Carnie: I guess 185 pounds
Adam West: Wrong, I'm 95 percent helium

• Permalink: I guess 185 pounds Wrong, I'm 95 percent helium
• Added: September 28, 2009