Berta, have you seen Charlie? He's not in his bed? No. Pas...
Alan: Berta, have you seen Charlie?
Berta: He's not in his bed?
Alan: No.
Berta: Passed out on the bathroom floor?
Alan: No.
Berta: Rubbing oil on the volleyball girls?
Jake: No.
Berta: Well, that just leaves the bars, hospitals, and jails. I'll go get the Yellow Pages.
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- Characters:
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Berta
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 4: "City of Great Racks"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes, Berta Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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