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South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralBad monkey! Bad! Eric! What the heck are you doing! I'm asse...
Cartman: (whacks a monkey on the head with a stick) Bad monkey! Bad!
Miss Stevens: Eric! What the heck are you doing!
Cartman: I'm asserting myself! Like my Mr. Kitty! When he's bad, I say "That's a bad Mr. Kitty!" and I whack him on the head!
Tour Guide: And this is a three-toed sloth.
Cartman: (hits sloth with a stick) Bad three-toed sloth!
Miss Stevens: Eric, for God's Sake! Knock it off! (pulls Eric away)
Cartman: (throws stick at sloth's head, shouting) Respect mah authoro-tah!
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- Characters:
- Eric Cartman, Bebe Stevens
- Episode:
- South Park Season 3 Episode 1: "Rainforest Schmainforest"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Eric Cartman Quotes, Bebe Stevens Quotes, South Park Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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