Ahoy, matey. Ahoy. Ahoy. So, how you doin'? Good. Um, li...
Michael: Ahoy, matey.
Holly: Ahoy.
Michael: Ahoy. So, how you doin'?
Holly: Good.
Michael: Um, listen. Jan Levinson is coming in today, and she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy - the child of which I have a vested interest. It's all kind of weird. Anyway, she is incredibly... fat and enormous right now - extremely unattractive. And you are, on the other hand, one of the more attractive people in the office. So, while she's here I am going to be acting kind of cold to you. And I am doing this to pay respect to her bloated feelings. And I'm treating Ryan the same way.
Holly: Of course. Yeah.
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- Character:
- Michael Scott
- Episode:
- The Office Season 5 Episode 4: "Baby Shower"
- Show:
- The Office
- Related Quotes:
- Michael Scott Quotes, The Office Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes, The Office Quotes
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