Principal Victoria: Good morning there, children. I love the Elvis costume, Chef. Chef: Elvis? I'm Evel Knievel! Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis?? Principal Victoria: Well, why the hell would you dress up like Evel Knievel?
Stan: I learned something today. Halloween isn't about costumes or candy. It's about being good to one another and giving and loving. Kyle: No dude, that's Christmas. Stan: Oh. Well then what's Halloween about? kyle: Costumes and candy. Stan: Oh yeah.