(sitting atop the water tower) Jackie: Oh my god. From up here, Point Place looks just like Paris. Donna: You think that looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model. Kelso: Whoa! I could so be a model.
(Eric has just walked in on his parents having sex) Eric: Okay, uh, we need to get to the hospital now. Kelso: But what about your mom? Eric (shouting): Don't you dare talk about my mother!