Dr. Wilson: Would you mind at least putting a napkin under your jelly toast? House: Get a table, and I won't eat on the couch. Dr. Wilson: You, you will. House: But I won't have a good excuse.
Thirteen: Cuddy has a soft spot for smart girls, and they don't start drinking until second semester, senior year. House: So either you think that smart women look out for each other, which means you're an idiot, or you think Cuddy's not smart, which means... well, I guess it's the same both ways.