Vision: Be careful of their belly buttons and remember to support their heads, and when was the last time you washed your hands? Actually, you know what? It would be... Just... Maybe we better not.
Agnes: Um... Uh... Do you want me to take that again?
Wanda: Uh... I'm sorry?
Agnes: You want me to hold the babies. Should we just take it from the top?
Vision: What?
Wanda: Oh, don't be silly. Vision, let's let Agnes give it a try.
Wanda: Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise you will be my favorite twin.
Vision: Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.
Wanda: Well, don't tell him that.
