Ricky: I feel like a jerk. Jack: Why? Ricky: Everything I said to you about getting Charmaine pregnant and being in love with Mel ... And you throw me a party? I'm an idiot. Jack: You're family to me. You know that. And sometimes family says things they don't mean. Don't worry about it. Ricky: Well, I'm glad you didn't die. Jack: Yeah, me too.