Alan: Okay let me see if I got this straight: in order to not spend time with your fiance's parents, you're going to let a doctor snake a camera up your kiester? Charlie: I'd be willing to let them shoot an IMAX feature.
Charlie: I'm out of baby wipes. Chelsea: I bought you two boxes of baby wipes. Charlie: What can I tell you, babies don't crap like this. At least not healthy babies.