Kyle: Dude, I have to save Ike! I don't even know what to do! Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us! Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? Stan: I said that rabbits eat lettuce. Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do...
Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef? Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley. Cartman: Kickass.