House: I slept with Cuddy. After she helped me detox from Vicodin. I've been clean for almost 24 hours now. (Wilson stares) Okay. Thought I'd mention it. Dr. Wilson: Wow. Wow! One for each. House: That's what she said. Ha.
Dr. Wilson: Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute. House: Quite the opposite. Dr. Wilson: You have to wait for her to be ready. House: Great advice. You pretend that I'm gonna do that.