Ema: I just can't believe you put a stalker app on our phones without telling us.
Spoon: No, they're not stalker apps. They're bestie apps, and sometimes you need to stalk your besties across state lines.
Ema: Aren't you against invasion of privacy?
Spoon: Yeah, I am, or I was, or I'm inconsistent. Maybe I just love too much, okay?