Jake: Stupid Franzia is probably in his house right now trying to murder him and his family. Amy: At least he's not here trying to murder me and Mac! Jake: I appreciate you trying to make me feel better, Ames, but we both know you're grasping at straws.
Jake: This is why you don't have an arch-nemesis, Terry, because you focus on the wrong details. Terry: Maybe I don't have an arch-nemesis because I solve all my crimes. Jake: That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to me.