Michael trying to explain to the office he can no longer be friends with them, but Jim gets him to say his catchphrase, "that's what she said," within 30 seconds of him trying to finish his speech. Just a reminder of how little willpower Michael had.
Kevin: Michael, did you just throw up in here? Michael: Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be. Kevin: It smells like throw-up in here. Michael: Crazy world. Lot of smells.
David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.