Monica: (On the phone pretending to be Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. Listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you... Rachel: (To their confused dates) Would you excuse me for a second? (Rushing to the kitchen to stop Monica) Monica: (As Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed!
Rachel: You know what? Monica: What? Rachel: You know what? Monica: What?! Rachel: You know what? Monica: What?!! Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.