Dr. Cox: It's a rite of passage that you have to go through around here to be accepted. Jordan: Oh my God! You actually did something nice for me! Dr. Cox: No, no. No no no no no no no. It was a selfish act. If other people talk to you, you won't have to talk to me!
Jason: Did we do something wrong, Dr. Dorian? J.D.: No, you guys are fine. You're doing a good job. J.D.'s Narration: Still, good guy or not, there's no reason why you shouldn't enjoy the perks. J.D.: You know what, I want the laughter back!