(Laurie comes to the basement to do laundry, wearing only a long t-shirt) Laurie...I want you to stay off my case, it will only take me a minute. Eric: I don't think Kelso's gonna last that long. Laurie: Too bad. It's not like I'm completely naked under this. I'm wearning underwear. (she lifts her shirt) See? If we were at the beach you wouldn't even notice me. Hyde: If we were at the beach, Kelso would be in the water right now.
(Laurie is folding clothes in the basement; she bends over) Fez: Holy Mother! Kelso (nervously): Hello, Laurie. Laurie: Hello, Kelso, Hyde. Fez: Who's the goddess? Kelso: The goddess is Eric's sister. Hyde: She's not a goddess, she's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.