Carla: I just know I really could've used you around this week! I miss you. Turk: Can you tell her I miss her too? You know what, never mind. Because she wouldn't believe you.
Barber: That'll be eighteen dollars. Dr. Kelso: Oh, I'm not paying. I'm a doctor! Barber: Yeah... we don't do that anymore. You're paying. Dr. Kelso gets up and runs out the door J.D.'s Narration: You still have to try, though. Because as a recently incarcerated doctor once said, "Nothing worth having comes easy."