Ron's night goes awry when his new girlfriend meets his ex-wife at an awards dinner on Parks and Recreation. "Ron and Diane" is the ninth episode of the show's fifth season.
Tom: I meet a girl at a bar. She seems kind of into me, could go either way. I get her number. It's two days later. What do I text her? Zach: It was nice meeting you. Tom: No, Zach. I don't text her it was nice meeting you. I wait eight weeks and I text her, "what's crackin'?"
Ron: Who the hell is 'Fwarp'? April: I don't know. I couldn't really hear him. It sounded like his name was Fwarp. Ron: Get his number? April: No. Ron: Good girl.
