Jay forces the familiy to take their vacation on a houseboat on the lake on the season premiere of Modern Family. "Lake Life" is the first episode of the show's ninth season.
The Pritchetts show their support for gender equality in vastly different ways on Modern Family. "All Things Being Equal" is the 19th episode of the show's eighth season.
Luke and Manny worry that their school's holiday gala will be a disaster on Modern Family. "Snow Ball" is the tenth episode of the show's eighth season.
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me? Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me