Phil is in pain while trying to show a house to his musical hero on Modern Family. "Brushes With Celebrity" is the eighth episode of the show's ninth season.
Jay forces the familiy to take their vacation on a houseboat on the lake on the season premiere of Modern Family. "Lake Life" is the first episode of the show's ninth season.
Cam and Mitchell must figure out what to say when Lily insults one of her friends on Modern Family. "A Stereotypical Day" is the second episode of the show's eighth season.
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me? Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me