The Suarez family all looks at Betty's stiff competition for YETI, Marc. Marc has spent three months working on a satirical celebrity magazine, A List.
Hilda continues to run her beauty salon even without a permit from the city. She has Justin working the door to make sure only trustworthy clients can enter.
Archie Rodriguez (Ralph Macchio) makes a little home visit to Hilda to explain to her how she can get her permit. Hmmm... do council men often make home visits?
Hilda finds out from Justin that he's going to play the lead in the school's production of West Side Story after Justin accidentally gave the original lead a walnut sandwich. He's allergic to walnuts. Whoops.
Justin, Betty and cousin Clara (Justina Machado) look at Hilda in her new, hideous wedding dress she was given. Don't worry, she's not going to wear it to the wedding.
Hilda tries on a wedding dress that her Aunt Mirta (Rita Moreno) gave her. Only problem is... have you seen the thing? What color is left for the bridesmaids?
Hilda: The test just said I had to do a manicure, it didn't say on who. [Hilda shows off her nails] Hilda: I wasn't gonna waste all this hotness on someone else