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Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is the most amazing boss on Parks and Recreation. He rules of his department with a hilarious fist and makes even local government funny.
Ron Swanson Quotes
Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.
Leslie: Thank you, Ron.
Ron: It's just like my brother's. He's an officer in the Air Force.
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This is my basketball court. I don't want to see any double dribbles. I don't want to see any three second violations.
Ron Swanson
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Parks & Rec Quotes
Tom: I meet a girl at a bar. She seems kind of into me, could go either way. I get her number. It's two days later. What do I text her?
Zach: It was nice meeting you.
Tom: No, Zach. I don't text her it was nice meeting you. I wait eight weeks and I text her, "what's crackin'?"
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Ron: Who the hell is 'Fwarp'?
April: I don't know. I couldn't really hear him. It sounded like his name was Fwarp.
Ron: Get his number?
April: No.
Ron: Good girl.
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