Joe Pritchett Quotes

You're a bad valentine!

Joe

Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!

Joe
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Modern Family Quotes

Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... but that's science. You can't fight it.

Cameron

If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby's yours?

Alex