True Blood

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Jesus Velasquez is dating Lafayette. They met because Jesus is takes care of Lafayette's mother in a nursing home. Jesus also happens to be a witch.

Jesus Velasquez Quotes

Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

Permalink: Marnie won. We're f**ked.

Added: September 04, 2011

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.
Jesus

Permalink: You can't trade magic like f**kin Pokeman cards.

Added: September 11, 2011

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Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Permalink: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fas...

Added: August 12, 2012

Your bedtime will be 4 a.m., not a minute later... We also recycle in this house.
Bill

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Added: June 20, 2009