April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) is the laziest intern you'll ever meet on Parks and Recreation.  She pretty much ignores the requests of her boss and is quite the weirdo, but we love her just the same.

April Ludgate Quotes

I gave my gay boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey and it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous.

April

April: I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. you ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I'm Ron F*%king Swanson.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Tom: I meet a girl at a bar. She seems kind of into me, could go either way. I get her number. It's two days later. What do I text her?
Zach: It was nice meeting you.
Tom: No, Zach. I don't text her it was nice meeting you. I wait eight weeks and I text her, "what's crackin'?"

Ron: Who the hell is 'Fwarp'?
April: I don't know. I couldn't really hear him. It sounded like his name was Fwarp.
Ron: Get his number?
April: No.
Ron: Good girl.