Andy Bernard

Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) used to be the Regional Director in Charge of Sales at the Stamford office of Dunder Mifflin, but transferred to the Scranton branch after the company downsized the former.

Andy is overconfident, has anger management problems, and can be extremely annoying. He frequently name drops his alma mater, Cornell, and likes to sing at every conceivable opportunity. He has a good heart, though, and is sort of engaged to Angela.

Andy Bernard Quotes

Andy: Hey. What are we doing? What's the game? I want in.
Jim: Oh, there's no game. We're just trying to get these chips for Karen.
Andy: Did you... check the vending machine?
Karen: Oh, the vending machines! How did we miss that?
Jim: I have no idea. We went right for the copier... and then we checked the fax machine...
Andy: Did you... check... your... butt!?

Saboteur! Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game... the game is over, I'm really going to shoot you!

Andy

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Kevin: Michael, did you just throw up in here?
Michael: Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be.
Kevin: It smells like throw-up in here.
Michael: Crazy world. Lot of smells.

David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.

Michael

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