Jon Cryer stars as Alan Harper on Two and a Half Men.  Alan is charlie's less successful younger brother.  Alan moves in with Charlie after his divorce from his first ex-wife, Judith.

Alan has weekend custody of his son, Jake, who lives with him at Charlie's.  Alan is a chiropractor, yet due to his alimony payments, is struggling and has to depend on his brother.

Alan gets married and divorced a second time to the very young and attractive, Kandi.  He's lovable and annoying at the same time.

Alan Harper Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket