New Kids on the Block Reality Show: They're on a Boat!

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Step by step, the New Kids on the Block are re-entering all of our lives.

TV Guide Channel announced at its upfront presentation yesterday that it will air an eight-episode reality show titled Rock This Boat: NKOTB.

It will chronicle the adventures of this boy band (can we still call them that?) on board a cruise ship full of their hardcore fans. No premiere date has been set yet.

TV Guide Channel also confirmed a new family-based reality program starring Alan Thicke. Described as “a real-life modern family,” Unusually Thicke has received a 14-episode order.

The Sorrentinos is also on tap. It will feature Jersey Shore star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and his family doing... Sorrentino-type stuff.

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Alan: [About G.D. Thibodeaux] I’ll tell you what I’m gonna go. I’m gonna go down there and talk to him.
Lindsey: No, no, no, no!
Alan: I’ve got to. I’ve got to! You sit here where you’re fine.
Lindsey: That is not fine. How do you and I know the killer is not in here?!
Alan: Because you’re around too many people.
Lindsey: No, no, no, no. Please, don’t!
Alan: I’m gonna go talk to him.
Lindsey: No, that is not a good idea!
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Lindsey: No. No! He could be the killer!

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