Desperate Housewives Preview & Clips: Susan and Carlos?!?

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I'm going at the back door. I hate to see people crying. It reminds me how little I actually care about others.

So utters Renee in one of the following clips, which are courtesy of this Sunday's "Watch While I Revise the World." What else can Desperate Housewives fans expect from the episode?

  • Mike thinks Susan and Carlos are having an affair.
  • Bree believes Chuck is investigating her.
  • Sarah Paulson arrives as Lynette's sister, and brings a major announcement with her.

Get an early look at the installment now:

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

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Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you