Desperate Housewives Season Premiere Clips: Trade Peyton Manning?!?

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The Desperate Housewives have a secret. Will they be able to keep it?

As seen in this clip from the season eight premiere, Bree (deemed the Chairman of the Dead Guy Committee in one of the following sneak peeks) convinces the ladies to bury a body and not tell a soul... but you can imagine how smoothly that goes, right?

Below, Susan defies the order; a fight breaks out; Bree grows concerned; and the guys debate an intriguing topic: Should the Colts trade Peyton Manning?

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you