Desperate Housewives Poster: Kiss Them Goodbye

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We're nearing the beginning of the end for the women of Wisteria Lane.

On September 25, Desperate Housewives kicks off its final season, as Bree, Gaby and company bury both a body and a secret on "Secrets That I Never Want to Know." What else can fans expect from the show's concluding run of episodes?

Bookmark our Desperate Housewives spoilers section for constant updates and scoop, and then check out the official ABC poster below. Will you be sad to kiss the ladies goodbye?

Desperate Housewives Season 8 Poster
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you