Desperate Housewives Promo: "Moments in the Woods"

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Paul finally came around on last night's Desperate Housewives. Will he do so again? On the next episode, Felicia tries to make peace with Paul, despite her hatred of him.

Meanwhile, Susan lets it ride at a casino, Renee teaches Lynette how to order a salesperson around, and Carlos learns that Andrew was responsible for his mom's hit and run.

Here's ABC's promo for "Moments in the Woods," airing April 17. Brothers & Sisters returns with a two-hour episode next Sunday, bumping DH back by a week ...

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you

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