Desperate Housewives Promo: "I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday"

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Next week on Desperate Housewives, with Gaby and the girls temporarily staying at Bree's, the host must lay down the law a before Juanita and Celia destroy her home.

Meanwhile, Tom hires Lynette and Renee to redecorate his office - but of course, Lynette has her own ideas of what she thinks Tom needs as opposed to what he wants.

Finally, while continuing to help nurse Paul back to health, Susan discovers that Felicia has been released from prison. Not only that, she's back in familiar territory.

Just another week on Wisteria Lane. Check out our Desperate Housewives review of last night's episode, then watch the promo for "I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday" ...

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you