Desperate Housewives Episode Promo: "Farewell Letter"

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Desperate Housewives returned after multiple weeks off last night. What did you think of "Flashback?"

Looking ahead, ABC will roll out another new installment on Sunday. It will feature the following developments:

  • Lynette and Tom forcing their sons to move out.
  • Gaby going home, and learning what kind of an impression she has left there.
  • Keith asking Bree to move to Florida with him.
  • Susan using her kidney ailment to garner special treatment.
  • Paul making a major decision about his life.

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you