Desperate Housewives Promo: "You Must Meet My Wife"

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Following a strong season premiere, Desperate Housewives will follow it up with an episode that features:

  • Lynette suspecting Renee of trying to sabotage her marriage to Tom;
  • Bree firing Keith, due to her feelings for him;
  • Mike walking in on Susan;
  • Paul introducing the women to his new wife.

As always, TV Fanatic will review all these escapades soon after "You Must Meet My Wife" airs. For now, get an early look at what's to come via this episode preview:

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

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Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you