Desperate Housewives Preview: "Being Alive"

at .

There's been an attack on Wisteria Lane.

And, as the following promo for this week's Desperate Housewives episode asks: How well do you know your neighbor?

Viewers will find out the answer to that question during the episode titled "Being Alive," as Gabby has advice for Ana; Bree worries about her affair; and Angie will do anything to protect her son. Watch a preview for it below:

[video url="http://www.tvfanatic.com/videos/promo-for-being-alive/" title="Promo for Being Alive"] [/video]

We've also collected a handful of photos from the upcoming installment.

Remember to come back here often for the latest Desperate Housewives quotes and click on the pics below for a preview of scenes from "Being Alive."

Pointing the Direction
New to Wisteria Lane
Newly Hitched
Who Dun It?
Being Alive Photo

Matt Richenthal is the Editor in Chief of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Twitter and on Google+.

Show Comments
Tags: ,

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you