30 Rock thespian Jenna Maroney's career is about to start sucking. Literally.

No, really, she lands the female lead in a second-rate Twilight franchise.

LOL. Hilarious 30 Rock quotes will surely follow, as they always do.

“For tax reasons, they shoot it in Iceland and then they realize the sun doesn’t set,” executive producer Robert Carlock says of this latest movie-within-a-show plot line.

“So they’re shooting a vampire movie without having light.”

As usual, 30 Rock is pure genius and nonsense. We almost wouldn't be surprised to see Tina Fey & Co. somehow land a Robert Pattinson cameo in this episode. Almost.

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