Desperate Housewives Recap: "The Story of Lucy and Jessie"

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Last night's Desperate Housewives featured the much rumored girl-on-girl kiss.  So what else happened besides just Susan locking lips with another woman?

Well there certainly was still plenty of drama on Wisteria Lane.  Carlos got some unexpected good news at his boss' funeral when took his job.  Carlos then hired an old friend, Lucy, that he casually slept with years ago, much to Gaby's disapproval.

Lesley Boone as Lucy

Additionally, Lynette went job hunting, Dave tried to talk Kathy into going on their camping trip, and Bree attempted to deal with Orsen's cleptomania through counseling.  Find out how things worked out for the ladies of Wisteria lane in our "The Story of Lucy and Jessie" recap.

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you