In the second new episode of Scrubs last night, "My Cookie Pants," Dr. Cox was offered the position of Chief of Medicine, while Elliot and J.D. were getting ready to rekindle the physical side of the relationship.

So did Cox take the position?  Why was Elliot annoying Turk all day?  Did Denise learn to be compassionate?  The answers to these questions and more in our "My Cookie Pants" recap.  Here are some of our favorite quotes from the episode:

Kelso: Dr. Reid, when did you become homeless?
Elliot: These are just my cookie pants
Kelso: These are my muffin pants. I've been wearing them since I retired | permalink

J.D.: Hey, I'm glad I found you. I need your approval to cut down some lollipop trees outside the sea monkey hut
Denise: What are you talking about?
J.D.: These decisions have to go through you because you're the mayor of crazy town | permalink

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