The Office Quotes and 30 Rock Quotes

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Thursday, from 9-10 p.m. on NBC, may be the funniest hour of TV out there. With The Office and 30 Rock back-to-back, the Peacock sure cranks out the laughs.

These shows produce so many great lines, TV Fanatic decided to compile the funniest quotes - organized by character and by episode (every episode) - for you!

Search by your favorite character and/or episode, and be sure to check back each week, because we update these pages with new quotes as soon as possible:

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The Office Quotes

Kevin: Michael, did you just throw up in here?
Michael: Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be.
Kevin: It smells like throw-up in here.
Michael: Crazy world. Lot of smells.

David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.

Michael

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